With 15 oversize Poke Plush available to buy, there’s clearly a big market for this. Imagine Christmas Day, inviting your family over for dinner, but then not being able to pull grandma up a chair because a considerable square footage of your home is taken up by a fictional seal. Who wants this? Who wants a Lucario the size of a human child who looks like he’s about to ask you if you have any games on your phone? Hundreds of dollars spent on a plush Spheal so huge that it takes up room for other, more practical furniture - an inescapable monument to your inability to spend your money wisely. ©1995-2022 Nintendo/Creatures Inc./GAME FREAK inc. “Mother says it is my turn to play the Xbox.” And now, there’s a life-size Spheal, sold using promotional images where it’s taking up a significant percentage of someone’s bedroom. There’s a 4-foot-tall Lucario who just stands there, menacingly. Logistically speaking, no one wants real Pokemon even if they think they do - it’s all fun and games until you excitedly throw a Pokeball and out flops an emaciated Squirtle you haven’t fed for two weeks.Īnd yet the Pokemon Company is selling a ton of life-size plush Pokemon (inventively called ‘Poke Plush’) for upwards of $400. You’d nip out to get a coffee, accidentally meander into unmown grass, and then suddenly find yourself locked in battle with a giant pigeon. Pokemon in the real world would be rubbish.
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